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This is from the Littlejohn column in the Daily Mail, which provides our main news ticker.He asks: How about 'God save poor Gordon Brown' as an alternative?
Lord Goldsmith, the former attorney general leading Gordon Brown's "Makes You Proud To Be British" committee, wants the National Anthem rewritten.
He says the traditional version is not "inclusive" and particularly objects to verse six (did you know there was a verse six?) containing the line: "Rebellious Scots to crush."
Presumably he would like Flower of Scotland revised, too, since it refers to sending home the English army "tae think again".
Meanwhile a Welsh Labour MP says the Union Flag should be redesigned to include the Welsh Dragon.
Why not go the whole hog and chuck in a Muslim Red Crescent and the eagle from the Polish flag?
Actually, when it comes to God Save The Queen, the Sex Pistols got it right 30 years ago in their apocalyptic hit single of the same name.
"There is no future in England's dreaming."
Still, I thought I'd give Goldsmith a hand in bringing the National Anthem up to date and making it more inclusive. As always, it helps if you sing along.
God save poor Gordon Brown ---Caught with his trousers down?
God help him now ? ---
Send him your sympathy ---Brought low by infamy --- Donors and lost CDs
God save our Gord
All faiths we do embrace ? ---The whole of the human race
Can settle here. ---
Big on diversity ---And inclusivity ---Banned the Nativity
God help us all.
Our land ancestral ---Now multicultural
All welcome here.
No need to integrate ---We will just celebrate ---You can live off the state
No questions asked.
If you're a terrorist --Islamic fundamentalist ---
We'll take you in.
Give you a council home --- Money and mobile phone ---Health care and a car to own
No need to queue.
Mullahs from Pakistan, ---Jihadists, Taliban
Please come on down.
Feel free to murder us ---Blow up a train or bus ---We promise not to make a fuss
God help us all.
Forgive us our racist sins ---And for filling our wheely bins
With the wrong kind of waste.
Though it's a mystery ---We hate our own history ---Even banned Christmas trees
God help us all
Alan Franklin adds: In fact God's judgement is falling hard on Britain, as on America. We abandoned Him, said no religion is better than any other, refused to teach our children right or wrong - and are now reaping the whirlwind. I see nothing but serious judgement ahead- in fact everything in Littlejohn's column shows it is here. Find out more in our book, Goodbye America, Goodbye Britain - a great present for the unsaved as they will not find it boring!
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06/12/2008
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And when Jesus had come into Peter's house, He saw his wife's mother lying sick with a fever. (Peter was married and had a mother-in-law. He was not the 'first pope' and he was not celibate.)
Matthew 8:14
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